I'm back. Thought I'd let you all know. Jess and I are slowly getting unpacked here at the new house. I don't need surgery. Seems I fractured the greater tuberosity of my humerus (upper arm). Trust me...this is so much better than tearing a rotator cuff. No surgery and recovery is much easier. No soccer for at least six weeks. I also learned that MRIs aren't a bother to me. I'm told people can panic while up in the tube...didn't bother me a bit. All told, aside from not getting injured...this is an excellent outcome.