Monday, December 12, 2005

Totally grifted...but I liked it...

Do you ever hit the fun little link in the corner....called Next Blog? I do on occasion..and come across some fun stuff.

Found this on a blog called In Training...(so...it's grifted...but I am giving credit to my source):

The 23rd Qualm

Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.

He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness. He restoreth my fears.

He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office.

Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me. Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the pretence of thy religion. Thou annointest my head with foreign oil. My health insurance runneth out.

Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term, And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.


4 comments:

Peter said...

No, I never really noticed the 'Next Blog' link. Hmm... (stares at it in contemplation)

Unknown said...

I'm going to "borrow" this and post it on my blog as well. Just thought I'd let you know I'm stealing it, but will give you credit!

Ken said...

Vanessa,

Thanks for stopping by. Can't tell if your're being funny or not. I acknowledged my source as best I could. You're welcome to repost stuff found here if you provide credit to the source and a link. Of course...I can't prevent you from doing what you want...

So how did you stumble upon this little locale?

munkee girl said...

Hey MR. OED,

Wassup with this new verb "to grift"? Yeah, logo, I love the next blog thing. That's how I found Hero of Socialist Labor, which is high-larious.

Tootles!